Is Electric Youth powering these giant beasts?

This might be the best movie ever made.

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Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas.

Coming to a scifi channel near you.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Bad spelling be damned!

So if you say Thiaf out loud, it sounds like you might from bayou country. However that is how it appears on the Edios site, sorta. Thi4f.

Whatever, you know what it means, it means there will be a fourth installment to the "really awesome" Thief series. One of the few game series that would really and truly make a cool movie.

In other Eidos news Deus Ex 3 is in development as well. I guess that since JC Dentons' appearance in Capcoms Resident Evil 5 as Albert Wesker.


Really I am not making it up!

Bea Arthur, Dom DeLuise and Penny Flame

Wow! what a week it has been first Bea Arthur and today Dom DeLuise and early this week Penny Flame has retired from the Adult Industry. This comes as sad news to me because she is one of the few members of the adult community that seems to have some natural comedic timing.

Penny is now known as Jennie and writing about her transition from one life to another on her blog BecomingJennie.

James Gunn hates you!

James Gunn loves you, but he is mad at Xbox Live. Accroding to reports on his blog, James had filmed original content for an Xbox Live series called Horror Meets Comedy. The name of the piece was called Humanzee. The rules form Xboxlive for the directors were to keep it PG-13 with no sex.

"Microsoft/XBox was by far the most dreadful, non-talent friendly company I’ve ever worked for"

Sadly it is unknown at this time if the Humanzee will see the light of day, considering they did not approve of the content. We need not remind everyone that video games and systems are not only purchased and used by children, but by adults too.

Be sure to check out James' newest PG PORN title, High Poon, starring the amazing Belladonna.

British people don't know things

According to a recent report from Telegraph.co.uk some of "Britain's firemen are being equipped with Star Wars-style headgear to make their job safe."

I am all for safety, I am the safest guy I know, however, these certainly don't look like anything from Star Wars. If anything they look like the guard helmets from THX 1138, that other movie George Lucas directed which he is constantly reminding us of the fact that he made by name dropping it everything he is mildly involved with. He is like George Foreman naming his brood when it comes to the usage of that alpha numeric identity.

Scare Force Won!

Onlookers shit their pants yesterday morning in Jersey City, when a low flying Air Force One flew over head with an F-16 escort. According to reports no local officials had been notified of the fly by, which apparently was for a photo-op of Air Force One.

Sounds more like an experiment in crowd psychology than a break down of communication. Never forget the government will always think they are smarter then you.

So Shocking

Twenty years after the release of Nothing Shocking it is now available through the Harmonix Rock Band Music Store.

A million years ago I went to see Jane's Addiction on the reunion tour. I had a feigning interest in the band mostly because the girl I had been involved with had a crazy thing for Perry Farrell. That show was sold out in like 5 min. I spent one hundred and twenty five dollars on a single ticket. We probably had some sort of awkward sex after the show.

So like many little rules I have in my life they are based on only one instance. Don't trust girls that like sports, don't trust girls that play pool, and now we can add one more, don't ever think that Janes Addiction is music for boys.