Hey bro, Kojima still "crazy"

According to resident Kojima fanboy Jose Santos, Hideo Kojima is, "still crazy."

Recently Jose was seen on this brand new Triumph Bonneville. "You know the kind that Snake uses in Metal Gear 4."

We asked Jose what he thought of Kojima lack of ability to come up with characters and story line.

"Listen I am from a poor village in Spain. My father taught me to fish and my sisters taught me how to dress. We used to go to the movies in a cart. These days I can't be bothers with video games I need new tires for my motorcycles so I can look more like Steve Mac Queen. He was a real man. Oh Kojima? He is still crazy."

Son of God to appear with Kojima on Konami panel at noon today!

I roll my eyes now at even the mention of Hideo Kojimas name now. I never thought I would say that but seriously who the fuck cares?

So far...

MGS: Rising Raiden based game for Xbox 360



MGS: Peace Walker a Big Boss based game for the PSP



Can Kojima make games that are not in the MGS universe?

We hate organized religion! Assassins Creed 2

I never finished the first one, however I plan to now.

So there are some new things for the Xbox Experience

I can't afford air travel, but in reality you just want the skinny.

Today from the E3 stage in Los Angeles, Microsoft announced plans to dramatically improve their HD video offering through a new technology that enables instant on 1080p streaming with 5.1 audio with Zune video on Xbox 360.

This implementation is as close to a "disc in the drive" experience as possible over the Internet. At a high-level, here is how it works:

* Video startup is nearly instantaneous because of the back-end proprietary Microsoft technology developed by Zune that seamlessly transitions between many different bitrates and resolutions of video.
* Video playback will start at a low bitrate for fast download time and then ramp up to a higher bitrate and quality, up to 1080p with 5.1 audio.
* Features such as smooth fast forward and rewind that users have only seen before with local physical media.

It doesn't stop there. Other news coming out of E3 for Xbox LIVE Video Marketplace:

* Social: We unveiled Movie Party, a feature where you can go to the movies with your friends whether you are sitting on the same couch or in living rooms across the country. Starting this year, you can share a virtual theater, see your Avatars (a virtual you) on the screen – all while you listen to each other laugh and cry together at the movie through voice chat on Xbox LIVE.
* New Regional Partners: Now, for the first time Xbox LIVE members in the UK and Ireland can watch live or on-demand TV with BSkyB on Xbox. Never miss a moment of your favorite live TV shows, sports, movies and family-friendly entertainment – even share your favorites with up to seven friends in an Xbox LIVE Party.
* Global Expansion: The 1080p streaming HD Zune video experience on Xbox LIVE marketplace is expanding to 10 new regions this year, making movies and TV shows available in 18 total countries including US, Canada, UK, Ireland, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Austria, Australia, and New Zealand. (Note: content and partners vary by region)

Engadget can afford to go to E3

Team Ninja making a Metroid game.

Team Ninja is making a game for the Wii.

I wonder if there will be any fan service shower scenes.

Ok I will eat my hat now

This looks awesome!

Daylight fights? Check.
Giant redneck tank in overalls? Check.
Chainsaw? Check?

Chances of not having unlimted ammo for handguns?

Best game title ever

Coming this fall. Enough said. Has anyone finished The Lost and Damned yet?

I will believe it when I see it...

I highly doubt this game will be out on November 17th of this year.

I have heard real melee weapons, chainsaws and axes. I also heard New Orleans.

Once again I will bet a dollar that this game will not be out this year.

hmmm....

I believe in Jack Black

I believe in Jack Black and I believe in Tim Schaffer.

I hold these truths to be self evident. Rock and roll and heavy metal are an important force and should not be tampered with.

Here is a nice clip from the upcoming Brutal Legend.

QTE!

Best IM conversation ever.

(2:01:19 AM) charlesfrancisvi: did you see Terminator?

(2:01:23 AM) George Collazo: no
(2:01:26 AM) George Collazo: and i dont want to
(2:01:31 AM) George Collazo: ATTACK

(2:01:46 AM) charlesfrancisvi: wow

(2:02:04 AM) charlesfrancisvi: i made one sentence

(2:02:17 AM) George Collazo: nice defense
(2:02:22 AM) George Collazo: passive resistance

(2:02:37 AM) charlesfrancisvi: ok you are funny

(2:02:45 AM) George Collazo: deflection attack, Yo Momma

(2:03:27 AM) charlesfrancisvi: figured you would say no anyway
(2:04:11 AM) charlesfrancisvi: what happened with the show?

(2:04:35 AM) George Collazo: QUICK TIME EVENT.... X you Y lick X nuts X for A profit

(2:07:10 AM) George Collazo: dood that was awesome

Eric Lang the bad ass angry guy from Lost

This guy should play Gordon Freeman if there ever was to be a Half-Life movie. He plays nerdy scientist well, and also is comfortable holding a gun and doing action things.

Ok maybe it is because he has a beard and glasses.

Is Electric Youth powering these giant beasts?

This might be the best movie ever made.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas.

Coming to a scifi channel near you.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Bad spelling be damned!

So if you say Thiaf out loud, it sounds like you might from bayou country. However that is how it appears on the Edios site, sorta. Thi4f.

Whatever, you know what it means, it means there will be a fourth installment to the "really awesome" Thief series. One of the few game series that would really and truly make a cool movie.

In other Eidos news Deus Ex 3 is in development as well. I guess that since JC Dentons' appearance in Capcoms Resident Evil 5 as Albert Wesker.


Really I am not making it up!

Bea Arthur, Dom DeLuise and Penny Flame

Wow! what a week it has been first Bea Arthur and today Dom DeLuise and early this week Penny Flame has retired from the Adult Industry. This comes as sad news to me because she is one of the few members of the adult community that seems to have some natural comedic timing.

Penny is now known as Jennie and writing about her transition from one life to another on her blog BecomingJennie.

James Gunn hates you!

James Gunn loves you, but he is mad at Xbox Live. Accroding to reports on his blog, James had filmed original content for an Xbox Live series called Horror Meets Comedy. The name of the piece was called Humanzee. The rules form Xboxlive for the directors were to keep it PG-13 with no sex.

"Microsoft/XBox was by far the most dreadful, non-talent friendly company I’ve ever worked for"

Sadly it is unknown at this time if the Humanzee will see the light of day, considering they did not approve of the content. We need not remind everyone that video games and systems are not only purchased and used by children, but by adults too.

Be sure to check out James' newest PG PORN title, High Poon, starring the amazing Belladonna.

British people don't know things

According to a recent report from Telegraph.co.uk some of "Britain's firemen are being equipped with Star Wars-style headgear to make their job safe."

I am all for safety, I am the safest guy I know, however, these certainly don't look like anything from Star Wars. If anything they look like the guard helmets from THX 1138, that other movie George Lucas directed which he is constantly reminding us of the fact that he made by name dropping it everything he is mildly involved with. He is like George Foreman naming his brood when it comes to the usage of that alpha numeric identity.

Scare Force Won!

Onlookers shit their pants yesterday morning in Jersey City, when a low flying Air Force One flew over head with an F-16 escort. According to reports no local officials had been notified of the fly by, which apparently was for a photo-op of Air Force One.

Sounds more like an experiment in crowd psychology than a break down of communication. Never forget the government will always think they are smarter then you.

So Shocking

Twenty years after the release of Nothing Shocking it is now available through the Harmonix Rock Band Music Store.

A million years ago I went to see Jane's Addiction on the reunion tour. I had a feigning interest in the band mostly because the girl I had been involved with had a crazy thing for Perry Farrell. That show was sold out in like 5 min. I spent one hundred and twenty five dollars on a single ticket. We probably had some sort of awkward sex after the show.

So like many little rules I have in my life they are based on only one instance. Don't trust girls that like sports, don't trust girls that play pool, and now we can add one more, don't ever think that Janes Addiction is music for boys.

Another reason to get the Batman game..

Not that the cool special edition with a batarang and stand, isn't reason enough to want this game.

Perhaps the new look for Harley Quinn will sway your thoughts.


Lets hope this game lives up to the hype. I've got my eye on you Ghostbusters.

No one likes a quitter!

My Stop Smoking Coach with Alan Carr is a real DS application. These DS apps are starting to get out of control; yoga, weight loss, learning a language, and now quitting smoking.

Sir Anthony Hopkins give it a a rave review, "It was such a revolution that instantly I was free from my addiction."

Awesome Tony! Good for you!

This game is rated E, apparently 5 year olds need to quit smoking.

Game looks kind of incomplete. I'll wait for the patch.

His name is Chuck

There couldn't be a better name for the hero of the Capcom sequel to the brilliant but tragically flawed Dead Rising. His name is Chuck Greene, and from the looks of it, he is ready to rock you.

In case you haven't seen it here is the strange Dead Rising 2 trailer.

Adult Star Marilyn Chambers found dead.

Marilyn Chambers dies at age 56. She was found shortly before her 57th birthday by her 17 year old daughter. How terrible. There are no details to the cause of death.

Having started in “Behind the Greed Door,” which is usually said in the same breath as, “Deep Throat,” and “The Devil in Miss Jones,” Marilyn established herself as an icon of the first wave of modern pornography.

These early films were the first XXX movies on laser disc and betamax cassette, for much of suburban America this was their first exposure to pornography. In a time before the internet, and porn valley mass production, it was edgy and risqué to have an adult movies in your collection. Over the years these tapes and laser discs ended up in unmarked cardboard boxes in basements with their over sized cracked plastic cases showed wear and tear, however the ideas are still remain the same.

What does this mean to the average twitchy porn aficionado? Not much, considering we are in a time in a time where a girl might be in 150 productions in one year, Marilyn Chambers made her mark in one or two “high profile,” films and that established her as a star. She could probably be considered the first crossover star having been in a David Cronenberg zombie movie called Rabid, which I have never seen, but will probably netfilx this week.

Link to New York Times obituary.

Thoughts on goals

So you need goals. You need something to strive for, something to look forward to. Without goals what is there?
It is a simple concept, sometimes difficult to grasp.

I now live with my girlfriend, whom I do love. This is true, she is nice, and pretty, and she likes me for who I am. It doesn't much better than that.

So now we live together.

A goal achived.

It is possible that I can only achieve goals with help of others?

Everyone needs someone to want them to cheer for them.

Sometimes people cheer you on because you want them too.
Sometimes you can't get it done if pride isn't on the line.

We are going to work on somethings.

You have a goal.

You even has a means to achive it to a certian extent.

Make love to your goal, make it your passion, your drive your, sex, your fuffilment to an idea. That passion that desire it what should push you forwatrd.

No matter it is.

You can still grow, There is still much to learn.

The Behemoth once again shows the depth of 2 dimensions.

Well then, isn't this epic looking. However why is it going to take till 2010?


The Behemoth - Game #3 Trailer from The Behemoth on Vimeo.

Precious moments at Comic- Con

La-la-la.