Thursday, April 30, 2009

James Gunn hates you!

James Gunn loves you, but he is mad at Xbox Live. Accroding to reports on his blog, James had filmed original content for an Xbox Live series called Horror Meets Comedy. The name of the piece was called Humanzee. The rules form Xboxlive for the directors were to keep it PG-13 with no sex.

"Microsoft/XBox was by far the most dreadful, non-talent friendly company I’ve ever worked for"

Sadly it is unknown at this time if the Humanzee will see the light of day, considering they did not approve of the content. We need not remind everyone that video games and systems are not only purchased and used by children, but by adults too.

Be sure to check out James' newest PG PORN title, High Poon, starring the amazing Belladonna.

British people don't know things

According to a recent report from some of "Britain's firemen are being equipped with Star Wars-style headgear to make their job safe."

I am all for safety, I am the safest guy I know, however, these certainly don't look like anything from Star Wars. If anything they look like the guard helmets from THX 1138, that other movie George Lucas directed which he is constantly reminding us of the fact that he made by name dropping it everything he is mildly involved with. He is like George Foreman naming his brood when it comes to the usage of that alpha numeric identity.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Scare Force Won!

Onlookers shit their pants yesterday morning in Jersey City, when a low flying Air Force One flew over head with an F-16 escort. According to reports no local officials had been notified of the fly by, which apparently was for a photo-op of Air Force One.

Sounds more like an experiment in crowd psychology than a break down of communication. Never forget the government will always think they are smarter then you.

Friday, April 24, 2009

So Shocking

Twenty years after the release of Nothing Shocking it is now available through the Harmonix Rock Band Music Store.

A million years ago I went to see Jane's Addiction on the reunion tour. I had a feigning interest in the band mostly because the girl I had been involved with had a crazy thing for Perry Farrell. That show was sold out in like 5 min. I spent one hundred and twenty five dollars on a single ticket. We probably had some sort of awkward sex after the show.

So like many little rules I have in my life they are based on only one instance. Don't trust girls that like sports, don't trust girls that play pool, and now we can add one more, don't ever think that Janes Addiction is music for boys.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Another reason to get the Batman game..

Not that the cool special edition with a batarang and stand, isn't reason enough to want this game.

Perhaps the new look for Harley Quinn will sway your thoughts.

Lets hope this game lives up to the hype. I've got my eye on you Ghostbusters.

No one likes a quitter!

My Stop Smoking Coach with Alan Carr is a real DS application. These DS apps are starting to get out of control; yoga, weight loss, learning a language, and now quitting smoking.

Sir Anthony Hopkins give it a a rave review, "It was such a revolution that instantly I was free from my addiction."

Awesome Tony! Good for you!

This game is rated E, apparently 5 year olds need to quit smoking.

Game looks kind of incomplete. I'll wait for the patch.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

His name is Chuck

There couldn't be a better name for the hero of the Capcom sequel to the brilliant but tragically flawed Dead Rising. His name is Chuck Greene, and from the looks of it, he is ready to rock you.

In case you haven't seen it here is the strange Dead Rising 2 trailer.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Adult Star Marilyn Chambers found dead.

Marilyn Chambers dies at age 56. She was found shortly before her 57th birthday by her 17 year old daughter. How terrible. There are no details to the cause of death.

Having started in “Behind the Greed Door,” which is usually said in the same breath as, “Deep Throat,” and “The Devil in Miss Jones,” Marilyn established herself as an icon of the first wave of modern pornography.

These early films were the first XXX movies on laser disc and betamax cassette, for much of suburban America this was their first exposure to pornography. In a time before the internet, and porn valley mass production, it was edgy and risqué to have an adult movies in your collection. Over the years these tapes and laser discs ended up in unmarked cardboard boxes in basements with their over sized cracked plastic cases showed wear and tear, however the ideas are still remain the same.

What does this mean to the average twitchy porn aficionado? Not much, considering we are in a time in a time where a girl might be in 150 productions in one year, Marilyn Chambers made her mark in one or two “high profile,” films and that established her as a star. She could probably be considered the first crossover star having been in a David Cronenberg zombie movie called Rabid, which I have never seen, but will probably netfilx this week.

Link to New York Times obituary.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Thoughts on goals

So you need goals. You need something to strive for, something to look forward to. Without goals what is there?
It is a simple concept, sometimes difficult to grasp.

I now live with my girlfriend, whom I do love. This is true, she is nice, and pretty, and she likes me for who I am. It doesn't much better than that.

So now we live together.
A goal achived.
It is possible that I can only achieve goals with help of others?

Everyone needs someone to want them to cheer for them.

Sometimes people cheer you on because you want them too.
Sometimes you can't get it done if pride isn't on the line.

We are going to work on somethings.

You have a goal.
You even has a means to achive it to a certian extent.
Make love to your goal, make it your passion, your drive your, sex, your fuffilment to an idea. That passion that desire it what should push you forwatrd.
No matter it is.

You can still grow, There is still much to learn.